And for once, alcohol is not the culprit. Joan Rivers is.
Joan appeared on Stern’s Sirius XM show Tuesday morning with daughter Melissa Rivers and went off on Handler, calling her unfunny and worse.
Specifically, she alluded to Chelsea’s relationship with E! CEO Ted Harbert.
“Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary,” Rivers told Stern.
“She’s not a genius,” Joan said. “She’s an ordinary girl that was f**king somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she’s doing okay.”
“Whatever she is, she’s a drunk. I don’t wish her good luck, I don’t wish her bad luck. I don’t think she’s funny. But don’t you come after me, you wh*re!”
The Weekly Argus Says:
You may be wondering why I’m posting something about two people who could go toe-to-toe in a competition that featured the most unattractive, untalented people in the “entertainment” business, and the reason is quite simple, my friend: Any situation where Joan Rivers is the voice of reason is a situation that needs to be documented otherwise people would not believe it actually happened. It’s like seeing bigfoot but not having a camera. People have heard the tales, but until there is physical proof, the public will not be convinced it is real.
I guess Joan Rivers’ logic is the bigfoot of the entertainment world. Eh, screw it. Joan Rivers’ logic is the bigfoot of the real world too, except for the fact that until now there were no tales to argue its existence. Sort of like Chelsea Handler’s funniness.
Also, I apologize for any confusion the picture may have caused. I just figured it was a better alternative that being forced to look at either of these two people.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT